Definitions by Somme Touch

tosspiece 

Insulting term used to convey a substantial amount of disrespect towards a total wanker

"Fuck off you cock-smoking tosspiece"

tosspiece by Somme Touch November 26, 2002

beeatch 

Variant of "bitch", as pronounced to further emphasise the expression

"You beeatch motherfucker!!"

beeatch by Somme Touch November 26, 2002