Solid mantis's definitions

Teddy bridgewater

The Panthers organization weren't ever really serious about the guy having a chance. They had the money to spend to make some things happen, such as bring him to Carolina, but that's not the same thing as being serious. Some people with lots of money think that way. The former Panthers owner at least stuck with the same team through the years, win or lose, no matter what bad things people have to say about him.

Teddy Bridgewater wasn't really in a Panthers uniform long enough to get much done.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021

One sided

Seeing everyone's double standard but your own would be one sided.

The girl thought she knew who was one sided and who wasn't. Really, everyone is a one sided hypocrite, it's just a matter of what degree their hypocrisy goes (how far they keep going with it).

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Post nuclear era

In the event that there were no other life forms on earth but you, you'd have to live your life alone. Some people would rather beg to be insignificant and around other people than to be alone. Being alone doesn't bother everybody though. It's a good reason to stop whining about this guy making you feel insignificant and weak. Sometimes people are offering you a sobering view of yourself, and some people don't like that.

The girl would whine about feeling weak an insignificant but didn't think about how good she really had it. In the event of nuclear war where nobody made it without her, but she made it, she'd be alone, and she'd hate life, just like all the people she talked shit about, since she hated being alone more than anything in the world. The post nuclear era would not be kind to her, or treat her right.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020

Imitation

Someone who goes around trying to reject people, to show them the pain of rejection they feel everyday.

The imitation got rejected so much of her life that she began to reject other people. She got bullied so much of her life, that she went out and got badass tattoos and tried to bully other people.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Blissful

Not based on reality, too good to be true.

Third guy at bar- These two guys at the bar are drunk and unified tonight, by next year they'll be as polarized as anybody.

Bubbly girl with forced smile disguise at the bar- You're making me miserable, stop it.

Third guy at the bar- They're enjoying their night, don't make this blissful night about you.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2019

Mask fines

Another way for authorities to make money, kind of like charging somebody with trespassing for going to a store and shopping (because they didnt have on a mask), and nothing more.

Mask fines are another way to collect money from somebody you want to put out on the street. Telling people something will end quickly is a good way to condition them into being compliant robots for when the next orders and guidelines come out, that way theres no fighting, people think it's normal because it has been for a weeks or months, and they're told it's the new normal. Theres nothing normal about a group/entity trying to take control of everyone else's lives, that's a step toward a totalitarian government.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Michelangelo

The Ninja Turte that wore the orange face covering and had the numchuks or nunchakas as a weapon, depending on which martial art he was mastering.

1) Michelangelo was a martial artist that painted his enemies red.

2) The Asian bartender was training to be the next Michelangelo, which would be an honor even to Bruce Lee.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021