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John isn't popular because he has a lot of friends at school, he's the kind of popular people play him up as when they assume his ego is growing when he hears the bullshit people tell him about himself, especially the flattering bullshit.
by Solid Mantis July 23, 2018
Get the Popular mug.Like a sexist, a misogynist doesn't treat females like they're better than males, or treat them better than males. A misogynist treats females like males even when the females don't like what they hear.
The guy is a misogynist for not giving out free respect to females who haven't done anything but disrespect him. A misogynist is a guy who doesn't know why he owes any female any more respect than a female owes him, which is none.
by Solid Mantis July 30, 2018
Get the Misogynist mug.12 inchers will usually be the last guys left in a dick measuring contest. Unless for some reason there's a guy with a 14 incher in the contest.
How the fuck are you still in the contest? I thought the final round would be after I got out, you must not be Irish or Asian and you survived past most of the black guys, you must have grown up near a Russian nuclear meltdown, no wonder you're a 7 footer with a 12 incher!
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2018
Get the 12 incher mug.Megadolph wins the dick measuring contest for the 26th time and keeps the world record with his 12 incher plus sized. There are reports of a 24 incher, though none have been confirmed yet.
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2018
Get the 12 incher mug.A word women's libbers like better than whore. They like to call males womanizer for doing the same thing a female who gets called a whore does. Anytime a female who's not a prostitute gets called a whore, she doesn't want any males using the word whore. As long as you call a guy who's not a womanizer a womanizer, you'll have to deal with getting called names like whore and slut. Many females call their own friends sluts. These are the same females who are never the homewrecker, the homewrecker is some other guy or girl, its all somebody else's fault.
A womanizer actually has sex with his mistresses and women. A guy who doesn't have any sex is not capable of being a womanizer, in the same way a female who has no sex life is not capable of being a slut or whore. A married guy with a mistress is one thing, but some guy who has no girlfriends or lovers at all is not a womanizer, so as long as you keep talking bullshit, don't wonder how you got to be a slut or a whore. Nobody owes a female respect any more than they do a male.
by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018
Get the Womanizer mug.Someone who can call their friend a slut, but has a problem with somebody who's not a friend calling them a slut or using the word slut, is by definition the worst kind of hypocrite. Like an asshole who does not know he's an asshole, this kind of hypocrite doesn't ever see who they really are, and is usually apologetic without knowing why they're apologetic or what for. It's better to do something on purpose and be a rude asshole about it than say you're sorry when you're full of shit and don't mean a word of what you say.
Another hypocrite who doesn't know it and thinks she's being treated unfair when somebody calls her a slut, why doesn't that impress people at the party anymore?
by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018
Get the Hypocrite mug.Yea, everybody knows you can die if you do certain things. You can die in your sleep, you can die even if you're not trying to get yourself killed. What does anybody who's still alive really know about mortality though? If your friends or family died in a car accident, they would be the folks who know about mortality and not you. I doubt anybody who claims to know all about mortality from seeing horrific accidents has had an opportunity to talk with any of the deceased about mortality, therefore you're full of shit when you preach about it, you don't really know shot like the rest of us.
The girl must know it all about what death is like from seeing some bad accidents since she's preaching to everybody how they should live their lives the way she lives hers. Any slight deviation from the way she lives life will be considered reckless and adolescent minded, watch out! She's a mortality expert!
by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018
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