Solid Mantis's definitions

Mental giant

The opposite of a mental midget, someone who is a 9 foot tall ogre in their mind, even if they're five foot nothing.

Guy 1- Why is he/she always slouching like that?
Guy 2-He/she is a mental giant, slouching makes him her look a little bit more predatory and a little bit less silly, so nobody will mess with him/her.

Guy 1- Oh yea, why didnt I think of that?

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Office hulk

The guy people say is unassuming and beige as a personality. The office thug can trigger an incident.

General looking for the office hulk- Where's the green-eyed monster? Did he go through here?
Co-worker- He seemed fine when he got here, but then I started seeing papers go flying everywhere, like a tornado hit the office. Its gonna take a long time to clean all this shit up. I don't know where he is now.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

Shalele

I may be wrong on the spelling, but a shalele is a Gaelic noun used to describe a club, larger than both a blackjack and night stick, and heavier. It is literally a club intended to f$%K somebody up, plain and simple, trespassers, or anybody bothering you. Just like a ballbat, a shalele is heavy enough to do serious damage, but lighter than a ballbat.

You're getting on my bad side, and a shalele can fix your attitude quick pal!

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

5'2

One of the four worst heights to be for a man. The other three are 4'11, 5'0, and 5'1. Anything under 4'10 is interesting because the man is a certified midget, without question. Anywhere from 4'11 to 5'2 and he doesn't quite fit either midget or grown up size very well, and people around don't quite know how to classify him even though there's no way to try without seeming like a height bigot or short manophobe. A man this size is the size of a petite female, and is usually the next most badass, toughest group at the bar, after midget men.

Dave noticed that even though Paul was only 5'2, he felt small in comparison standing next to him, somehow dave felt compelled to prove that he was a man, not a mouse even though Dave was 6 foot.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Boost

There's a difference between loving where you're from (the way it is, without it having to grow or change into what some people would call world class) and saying it's better than somewhere else, or anywhere else.

A lot of people are quick to say somebody thinks where they are from is the best place in the world or that they boost it because they love where they are from. Saying America is the greatest country in the world would be doing that, but if you don't really think that way, nobody should tell you that you can't love where you're from because they assumed you were trying to make where they were from seem less than, even if you never did that with them.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2021

Tinkerer

A male or female that has inventions/gadgets.

He/she was a tinkerer.

by Solid Mantis June 9, 2020

Sugar daddy

A job no guy would miss, kind of like no guy would miss the girl that tried to turn him into one.

The guy thought he was supposed to be the girl's sugar daddy, he thought that as a male that was what he owed a female. Therefore, he put up with any shit she tried to give him. To her, any sign of kindness was weakness, but he ignored that to keep doing all this shit he really never had to do for the girl.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020