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Definitions by Solid Mantis

I'm fi'ina texaho.
Texaho by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016

Terrierist 

1) any owner of a breed of terrier, a breeder of terriers is the head of the terrier cell.
2) a terrorist who thinks they are a lot badder than they actually are, a terrorist who's afraid to blow shit up
1) those yuppies are all terrorists!
2) you ain't really gonna commit suicide bombings like a badass doberman terrorist would, you're just a little terrierist boy, you got no terror in your balls
Terrierist by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016
A lightweight sword used to rape a woman on a fence. Protective gear is a must, as rape is a high risk game.
He pulled out his rapier and took the pu$$y right out in the middle of a field of cow shit.
Rapier by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016

Crystal methican 

1) a Mexican hooked on crystal meth
2) the proper pronunciation of crystal Mexican by a Mexican hooked on crystal meth, as Meth rots the teeth and causes words to sound out different than a non Methhead speaker
My neighbor in my old town was a crystal Methican.

Crystal methodist 

Smokes crystal meth all night Saturday so they will be up and ready to go to church on Sunday. May smoke crystal meth more often than Saturday, possibly every day, but will never be seen smoking crystal meth by a fellow member of their congregation and will deny use of crystal meth if confronted by atheists, drug users, former addicts, or people who don't care in order to look like a pure, white clean Methodist saint. Some of the churches these folks go to ought to be called united methheadist church.
Cletus lived by the principles of his crystal Methodist religion.

Eighth deadly sin 

You're such a Yankee.
Yankee by Solid Mantis August 6, 2016