Moron

Someone who hates a statue because everyone wants to remove it, or because the media says it's divisive, rather than for their own reasons.

Thanks to the moron, there was no more statue, since nothing that might offend anyone could be left in the park. The park now had to be politically correct and compliant.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Art institute

Something you won't have an interest in tomorrow if you didn't today.

The girl tried to change him by sending him to the art institute and had no luck, he wasn't going to change, or develop an interest in the art institute.

by Solid Mantis February 05, 2018

Unbearable

Describing somebody as unbearable doesn't make them unbearable to be around, the same way describing an Italian as an Antarctican doesn't make the guy from Antartica.

Pretending somebody is unbearable doesn't really make them unbearable. It's a lot like an ostrich hiding it's head and thinking that makes it's head invisible, when its not really invisible.

by Solid Mantis November 07, 2019

Officer Big daddy

The kind of guy who thinks he's protecting someone from someone else with a knife by shooting them, rather than disarming them. Shooting is quicker, and there is less risk of injury to the officer involved, but it's also irreversible to the person getting shot and to their family.

There is no easy way to keep somebody who really wants to cut somebody up from doing it, but Officer Big Daddy does have more options than one, even if he doesn't like the hard ones that go with wearing a badge. If you really don't want to have to do anything physically hard at a time you least want to, there really are other jobs you won't endanger people at by making split second decisions that take a life, and assuming that it was always the right move.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Nature boy

A white guy who got lost and ended up in the hood searching for the seven wonders of the world. Some of them stick around these days like rabid animals.

Why don't you go look for the lost arc or the tomb of the seven deadly std's nature boy? You got die either way if you stay round here.

by Solid Mantis October 02, 2016

Clown

Someone who gets even sillier when they're trying to look/sound serious.

She was a clown growing up, then claims to have changed and grown up.

by Solid Mantis January 02, 2021

God's gift to males

A female that thinks there are a higher number of males that are obsessed with sex than there are actually are, because her body is an irresistible gift to all males and females, since the beginning of time. A female that thinks all males owe any happiness or success in life to a female, and that to disagree is shaming a female's body, or sexism.

You'd be nothing without her, she's God's gift to males.

by Solid Mantis January 07, 2021