Definitions by Solid Mantis

Texaho 

Texting a hoe.

I'm fi'ina texaho.

Texaho by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016

Rapier 

A lightweight sword used to rape a woman on a fence. Protective gear is a must, as rape is a high risk game.

He pulled out his rapier and took the pu$$y right out in the middle of a field of cow shit.

Rapier by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016

Eighth deadly sin 

Apathy.

Apathy is the eighth deadly sin.

Eighth deadly sin by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016

Crystal methodist 

Smokes crystal meth all night Saturday so they will be up and ready to go to church on Sunday. May smoke crystal meth more often than Saturday, possibly every day, but will never be seen smoking crystal meth by a fellow member of their congregation and will deny use of crystal meth if confronted by atheists, drug users, former addicts, or people who don't care in order to look like a pure, white clean Methodist saint. Some of the churches these folks go to ought to be called united methheadist church.

Cletus lived by the principles of his crystal Methodist religion.

Crystal methodist by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016

Crystal methican 

1) a Mexican hooked on crystal meth
2) the proper pronunciation of crystal Mexican by a Mexican hooked on crystal meth, as Meth rots the teeth and causes words to sound out different than a non Methhead speaker

My neighbor in my old town was a crystal Methican.

Crystal methican by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016

Yankee 

A jerkoff.

You're such a Yankee.

Yankee by Solid Mantis August 6, 2016

Philly 

Must be emo.

Quit your whinin you must be from Philly, because you's a philly, boy.

Philly by Solid Mantis August 6, 2016