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Once the guy had his back turned, Lindsay couldn't decide if she'd rather put a hammer or pickaxe in his head, stick him in the back with a knife, or shoot him in the back. She decided if he was shot in the back, her odds of not getting caught were the best of the three options.
by Solid Mantis December 24, 2019
Get the Shot in the back mug.Some people say if you give them an inch they take a mile. Lucky for some of us we're Irish, so they won't be taking too much or getting too far.
by Solid Mantis January 16, 2021
Get the Inch mug.Something you cant really explain to a moron, because if they're not doing something on accident, they're doing it out of malice (a petty form of cruelty), all while expecting nobody else to be cruel.
The moron will just parrot back to you about your own common sense if you try to explain common sense to him/her.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
Get the Common sense mug.The guy who ran from Disney Land to Disney World is a lot like Forrest Gump, except older and without the interesting life experience outside running.
This guy running across the country is a little too wholesome and inspiring for me. He's going to start motivating people, and with all the mass shootings that happened just today, look what happens when people get motivated and inspired. A little less motivation and inspiration would do people some good, not more.
by Solid Mantis April 8, 2021
Get the Motivation mug.Once you're seen hanging out with Barney the purple dinosaur, you might as well start going to school at home.
That was so courageous of the girl to lay low until graduation after the other kids at school talked shit about her best friend Barney the purple dinosaur. What kind of friend was she to Barney when he needed her to have his back, was he on his own after that?
by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020
Get the Barney the purple dinosaur mug.What a rich kid calls a peasant to motivate him to go fight the war he wants to win for him so he won't break a single fingernail or get his hands dirty. A way to talk shit without seeming to be a troublemaker.
by Solid Mantis February 27, 2017
Get the Pacifist mug.Having to carry something for your mommy when the people who usually do it are not there makes you feel subhuman, almost sub serviant, at least that's what you claim to feel like around people you might end up lifting a finger to do something for.
The girl felt so subhuman when she did a few household tasks. Like Cinderella, she wanted to live the good life, not spend life doing the mundane shit most other people are doing for no money to maintain their residence.
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018
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