Solid Mantis's definitions

Horny bastard

A guy that don't have his own horn to toot, and don't have to toot his own horn. He might toot his boys horn though, if his boy brought a horn to toot over.

Jared was tooting Bobby's trombone yesterday. He's a horny bastard.

DJ Cold Ice doesn't usually play a horn, but the other day he was fuckin with Jerome's trumpet for about 25 minutes.

by Solid Mantis September 30, 2017

Interracial midget necro bestiality

Would the both of you shut up? Enough of it already, I've already heard too much and neither of you is correct. Interracial midget Negro bestiality is when you fuck an Asian midgets dead dog, hell who doesn't know that?

Bob is an interracial midget necro bestiality lover who hasn't been caught by his wife yet.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2017

Play up

Like when you play up to the mentors ego.

The mentor sure does have a big ego, I think ill play up to it.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

Cops

You would think there is no such thing as a trustworthy cop if you listened too closely to what the media tells you. There are plenty of trustworthy people who become cops, they're not superhuman, but they're also not all the bad people you hear about via the media. People have enough sense to know who they can trust, whether it's someone with a badge or whether it's someone who never had one.

Cops are just people, no more, no less.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021

Sweden

A country that hasn't locked anything down yet, and still has a lower death rate that some countries that have, even after a year.

What's the point in Sweden locking down now, a year into the pandemic, when their death rate has been consistently lower than some countries that have locked down? No wonder the Swedes are neutral, even if they didn't fuck up at something, they're still going to make their policy what everyone else's policy is because they are outnumbered, rather than show people from other countries that not all countries have to do things the same way, since that would require conflict.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

Country

1) the opposite of city- pertaining to environment, geography, people, and lifestyle. Country people live in the country, far away from the city, in remote, or rural areas. They are not city slickers. It's odd to find this definition on urban dictionary, although it applies, as people from up north who move or visit the south or Midwest think these places are country, and they are in comparison, not that one is a better lifestyle than the other.

2) a genre of music based on the country lifestyle.

When you're lookin at me, you lookin at country!

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

Decline

Decline is what happens in a mudslide, the land goes down the hill. A neighborhood sitting at the same elevation it was 50 years ago hasn't declined.

The houses began to decline in the mudslide, killing an old lady who lived at the bottom of the hill.

by Solid Mantis October 10, 2020