Solid Mantis's definitions

Bitchslap

It's meant to make somebody feel like a bitch if it works.

The guy was talking about bitchslapping a guy instead of hitting with a closed fist, saying the other guy was a bitch. Well, when he wanted to hit with closed fists, that was always an option, so was slapping each other around like bitches, and calling it a bitchslap, or anything else. It really all depended on how much more badass than the other guy he felt, if he felt like fighting in the first place.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Gamma male

Some think of a gamma male as a coward. Let one know what you think in person don't be shy about it.

Gamma males are assholes, do you also consider them cowards?

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

Half boyfriend

Half a boyfriend, a boyfriend that got cut in half.

Girl- That's my half boyfriend, he's been like this for 2 months now.
Guy- It fuckin stinks in here, which half of him is your half boyfriend? The top or the bottom?
Girl- I don't know, I just know I didn't do this to him.
Guy- Nobody said you did.

Girl- Yea, that's right nobody said I did.

by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019

Playing

There's never a shortage of sides to play.

That dude Eric church always wanted to play everyone's side, he tried to play up to one too many egos and wound up playing himself instead. At least people would never think he was uptight.

by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020

Banana republic shit

Shit that goes on in a country where the average penis size exceeds 7 inches in length.

Some people were calling the election Banana republic shit, since they knew that it wasn't like us. America is a superpower, but it's not the country with the largest penis sizes in the world, if we are honest with ourselves and don't let the superpower factor get to our heads. At least China doesn't have to think about it, they know they have some of the shortest dicks in the world (even shorter than the Irish), and they're going to take over everything anyway.

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021

Virus

If someone did want to weaponize a virus, they wouldn't have to, the birds, the bees, or the bats would do it for them. There's a lot of money to be made in a pandemic, and a lot to gain for some folks, even as everyone else shuts down.

A virus wouldn't need to be weaponized by a human, and a human that wanted one weaponized knows that, so if anybody starts asking questions, they can always give the bats, the birds, or the bees as the answers

by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021

Boeing buyout

Getting laid off and trying to prepare for what's next in years ahead where the future doesn't look bright is one thing, but if you like working for Boeing, things are good, and leaving your job is voluntary, what would make you want to leave? Having a job at a time when not everybody does seems like something you wouldn't want to trade for another opportunity.

People will fly and travel again some day, the Boeing buyout is taking place pretty quick since travel slowed.

by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020