Clown shoes

Very large feet.

All the women wanted to get to know the 6'5 baller since he wore clown shoes everywhere, they were the only size that fit. He also had a catchers mit on each arm so the men planned his early funeral.

by Solid Mantis August 08, 2016

Vegan

Someone who doesn't eat dairy products or meat.

The guy who tried to break your jaw hit you like a vegan.

by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019

Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.

The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019

Department of Erections

The government agency Dave Chapelle was from in Con Air.

Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

Girl with the glass jaw

A girl with a lot of mouth on her.

Despite her crude mouth, the girl with the glass jaw had always had a delicate jaw. Her mother did her best to protect her well enough that she could keep her mouth running all the time.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019

Bubbly

Poodle-like, and often desperate to prove they (usually she) are not one of the poodle people.

The girl was bubbly and full of a poodle-like energy. One of her tricks was to jump up on tables and advertise merchandise while making it look cute and cuddly.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

Inflammatory

Taking somebody's animal and claiming it as your own would be inflammatory. Moving to somebody's neighborhood and claiming it as your own would also be inflammatory if you're not originally from the neighborhood.

The girl tried to do as many inflammatory things as she could think of, and thought they were as hilarious to everybody else as they were to her.

by Solid Mantis July 28, 2020