Solid Mantis's definitions

Clown

A red nosed laugh maker.

Girl- What you see is what you get with me.
Guy- Well, I see a clown. I see a joke.
Girl- Then that's what you get, plus an egg to the face, and eggs thrown at your house. I'll say that Justin Bieber did it if anybody asks.

by Solid Mantis May 10, 2020

Respect

This is one definition that doesn't speak for everybody, but is a universal common sense definition. Knowing that everybody is not the same, doesn't think the same, doesn't do things the same way without trying to convert the other person to your way of doing things is respect. Once you try and convert other people to your way of doing things, you don't respect them. This applies to people who wear masks, it also applies to people who dont wear masks, and try to run off the people who do wear masks. It also applies to race and statues. Thinking someone should respect your race and your martin luther king statues while trying to get Confederate statues removed is not true respect. Expecting someone to compromise before you can respect them is not respect, it's the opposite. Compromise is also not a sign of growing up.

Elementary school kids learn how to call people sir, ma'am, mr., and mrs., and doing so is not a sign or a symbol of true respect for somebody else, which is why false respect or pretending to respect someone is not better than no respect or disrespect, and is sometimes the exact same thing.

by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020

Sexist

Somebody who is irreverent towards females.

Some females (feminists) call anybody irreverant towards (or anybody that disagrees with) females sexist.

by Solid Mantis April 22, 2021

Lad

Australians also use both lad and bloke. British folks went to Australia, Irish folks went to Australia and now neither word is affiliated with a user. Australians flip a coin when they meet a young guy, if it lands on heads they call him bloke if it lands on tails they call him a lad. They might call him a Sheila if he's a punk though.

Are you a bloke or a lad, we're gonna find out right now, oh it landed on tails but you're no lad. You're a fuckin Sheila I can tell.

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017

Hypocrite

Someone who deliberately reports your account to have it blocked, then talks shit about something they thought you did (without knowing why you did it) in an online form, while calling any of the bullshit they're saying funny or hilarious.

The hypocrite really needs to tone her mouth down, somebody who ran to their mother throughout their entire childhood doesn't need to be talking shit to anybody else about whining, since people dont change, no matter what changes around them.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

Normal

Normal is normal, new is new. New doesnt become normal, it becomes obsolete one day.

A lot of technology that was once new is now obsolete. It never became the new normal because there is no new normal. Normal is normal. Being normal and functional is most important to the people that always claim they dont care what anybody thinks in the first place. Another word for normal is plain, which is not much different than bland.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2020

Pork chops

Sideburns shaped like pork chops. They usually get more ladies than tenderloins , t bone, or porterhouse instant heart attack side burns but a possessor of any of the latter three is usually a better fighter. Well, latter two, the tenderloin sideburns possessor ought to go ahead and shave and start over.

I'm not gonna tell you again, shave those pork chops!

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016