Solid Mantis's definitions

Bugs

Bugs must find something about other bugs attractive, otherwise they wouldn't reproduce. Bugs might even have a sense of being desirable to other bugs, yet two bugs fucking is not a beautiful thing. So wouldn't any human being that refers to themself as beautiful be narcissistic, if they're no better than bugs? Narcissistic doesnt just apply to someone you feel like talking shit to, it applies to everyone, just like hypocrite or selfish applies to everyone.

Two bugs fucking in your kitchen is not a beautiful thing, so what makes people think they are more important than bugs?

by Solid Mantis August 4, 2020

Corky

One of the Triads most ruthless and feared assassins.

Just hope that Corky is not the one coming for ya.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2020

Unclefucker

Someone who makes it look like an accident when they send their uncle a dirty text.

Unclefucker- So do you want to scrog later? Whoops, that was meant to go to my girl/guy. This is embarassing.

Unclefucker's uncle- You knew who you were sending that to, and you know I'm not interested.

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2020

White lightnin sandwich

A deli opened after the 90s in certain cities wouldn't offer one.

As authentic as they were trying to seem, and as many street name signs as their eyes had recorded like cameras, they didn't offer (or know why to call it) the White Lightnin sandwich on their menu at the deli.

by Solid Mantis December 12, 2020

Winona Ryder

Being busted for shoplifting (usually for show).

The girl looked down at the ground and cried when she knew there was no way to get around the cop talking to her in the corner in front of everybody about pulling a Winona Ryder (though it was for show and she didn't get arrested). She thought it was unbearable and humiliating for a girl to go through, even if the bust was set up in advance.

by Solid Mantis September 16, 2019

LDE

LDE, not to be confused with LED, is little dick energy. A guy with little dick energy will usually be a masturliker since nobody else likes his post, and will forcefully make a female tell him how he has the biggest penis she ever saw in her life when really the only thing she sees is that he has plenty of little dick energy to go with his tiny genitals.

The guy needs his ego stroked a little, well a lot actually, so his LDE would never be confused with BDE.

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018

Grover Cleveland

You know Trump is going to try and pull a Grover Cleveland in 2024, and undermine Biden the entire time he's in office if you're realistic about it.

Trump disappeared for a while and reappeared in 2024, he's trying to pull a Grover Cleveland.

by Solid Mantis December 16, 2020