Youtube

Nowadays, youtube has become a medium for some folks to rant about what they dont have the heart to say in person to somebody.

Some people are turning youtube into an unhilarious joke (which is the worst kind of joke).

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Argument

A way to kill somebody without making it look like an accident.

Guy 1- I admit it, I'm a coward with a tiny penis.
Guy 2- You're gonna have to argue little better than that, mine is pretty small too.
Guy 1- It's not as small as mine.

Guy 2 pulls out a gum and puts on s bullet in Guy 1's chest.

Guy 1- Ahhhh what the fuck did you want me to say I have the biggest penis in the world and I hate cowards?
Guy 2-Yea, because I built your ego up that much, you'd be nothing if it didn't build you up.
Guy 1- Its not gonna matter any more now for me.

Guy 1 dies after argument.

by Solid Mantis December 09, 2019

Lance Ballinstrong

A 5 foot nothing guy who plays basketball with one kidney.

Lance Ballinstrong at a bar- Ladies, I am five feet tall and I have only one kidney left ever since I left the bar one night with with this one girl. My coach calls me five foot nothing. If my team needs someone to dunk the ball, they pass it to me, since nobody expects me to be able to do it and I shock the other team every time.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2021

Autoerotic bolito

What Caine from Kung Fu died of.

Caine started jerking off, then put the bolito around his own neck just before he was about to get off to see if it would be more intense, and ended up losing part of the hand he jerked off with trying to keep the wire from slicing his carotid artery and jugular vein, along with his head eventually, before the bolito stopped. It might have been a different kind of intense experience for him. He was the first person to ever try the autoerotic bolito, and was actually successful in the sense that the bolito did what it was supposed to do.

by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021

Crabs

Wounded bird hunters.

The crabs proceeded to surround the wounded bird and call the squirrel meeting. They picked the perfect spot so the bird's girl could see.

by Solid Mantis December 03, 2020

Victory

There is no such thing as victory over the coronavirus, there is only the end of losing everything. If nobody takes a stand, everybody falls back in line.

The end of the coronavirus won't be a victory, it will only be an end to the loss of life, businesses, jobs, and rights. An end to the spread of (and fuel for) the wildfire.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021

Playboy

A magazine made for childr3n by children with more money than the children that buy it.

He/she calls herself a playboy bunny. Why would anyone look at his/her picture with a straight face.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021