Solid Mantis's definitions

Hypocrite

The kind of person who tries to take control of other people's lives to gain the sense of control they dont have over themself and their own life.

The impulsive guy/girl didnt have any sense of control without the control being an attempt at control over other people and their lives. He/she seemed to think that he/she was the opposite of the hypocrite everybody else was, that he/she was freeing them from hypocrisy, when really he/she was as much of a hypocrite as anybody else.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

Riptide

You gotta watch a riptide, they're dangerous.

Shad- Oh shit how did I get out this far?

Lifeguard- You look like you're in trouble man, are you okay?

Shad- No I'm not okay look at me man. I'm in a fuckin riptide man!

Lifeguard- Do you have any last words?

Shad- Its too late for me, just save my son. Wuuuuuwwwwwooooooaaaaahhhh!

Lifeguard-Did you want me to add wuuuuuwwwwwooooooaaaaahhhh to the record so people know how brave and musical you can be at the same time? Nobody will mess with you if you make it back to shore then. Shad??? Shad are you still with us?

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2020

Shad

Sounds like the name of a guy who can swim his ass off since it's also the name of a fish.

Guy-Shad, when was the last time you seen Minnow, Catfish, Crappie, and Bass? I haven't seen them backstabbing, fishfaced motherfuckers in a long time man.

Shad-Thats not funny man, even you won't laugh at what you just said man.

Guy- You're right Shad.

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2020

Resurrection

More interesting than wrestling gimmicks.

On the 3rd day after Wednesday, Shad Gaspard's resurrection from the dead took place. He was almost like a thief in the night in his most recent incarnation (the one before the resurrection).

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2020

Indecisive

Someone who has a hard time making up their mind about something.

Someone who calls something a guy says left wing spiel one day after calling it right wing conspiracy theories the day before. He/she was indecisive about exactly what to call what the other person was doing.

by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020

Playing

There's never a shortage of sides to play.

That dude Eric church always wanted to play everyone's side, he tried to play up to one too many egos and wound up playing himself instead. At least people would never think he was uptight.

by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020

Wolf

An animal that doesn't take what it doesn't need, humans could learn a lot from wolves, especially the ones buying 10 rolls of toilet paper at a time during the coronavirus.

A wolf is a decent animal.

by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020