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Beach resident- Damn, Storm Kyle did this to us? I thought I was gonna get to fly my kite in Kyle, then it would just blow offshore and do nothing. Kyle made Hurricane Eazy-E look like a breeze, how did Kyle fuck us up like that?
by Solid Mantis August 4, 2020
Get the Hurricane Eazy-E mug.Insincere respect is like an insincere apology, it's about as useful to someone else as jerking off. At least have the balls to be an openly disrespectful asshole who's never going to apologize for your actions if you're not going to respect somebody ese, and you don't have to, you don't owe anybody anything.
Instead of giving someone insincere respect, just give them no respect, and let things sort themselves out, they have a way of doing that. It's even simpler than trying to speak somebody else's language with false apologies and respect to keep peace. If you have to do all that to keep peace with someone else, there wasn't meant to be any peace between the two of you.
by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021
Get the Insincere respect mug.Megadolph wins the dick measuring contest for the 26th time and keeps the world record with his 12 incher plus sized. There are reports of a 24 incher, though none have been confirmed yet.
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2018
Get the 12 incher mug.One difference between a comedian and a joke is a comedian isn't usually desperate to get respected or taken seriously. Another difference between a comedian and a joke is a comedian is not desperate to come off as someone with a sense of humor. Yet another difference between a comedian and a joke is a comedian doesn't usually try to come off as more than a comedian (sex symbol, action/war junkie, athlete/jock, political activist/world leader, rock star, martial arts fighter, assassin, and so on added on as extra for some comedians).
The comedian just makes people laugh, he/she doesn't claim to be the underdog comedian, the comedian who tries to do work in five different areas so the people who laughed at him would take him seriously, he/she just makes people laugh which is why he/she is funny and some jokes are not.
by Solid Mantis November 4, 2019
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by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021
Get the Game changer mug.Someone who pretends to be in awe of somebody else, but is really in awe of themself and how far they're trying to go with something.
The true narcissist is the one who's always claiming to be in awe of somebody else. Most people know that there's not a whole lot to be impressed by in other people, they're human (and inhuman), and they don't pretend to be impressed by anybody in particular.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
Get the Narcissist mug.The girl's aunt and deceased grandmother (whom she had never actually met) were everything she wanted to be but wasnt in everyday life, still she posed as being just like them when everyone was looking, though there were no true similarities when nobody was looking. She did all this to gain acceptance and trust from her own family, since she didnt find either acceptance or trust anywhere else.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
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