Dropped

An overutitlized word, a lot of journalists write things like dropped to make their writing sound tougher. If a guy hasn't landed on his head, or fell 2 or more storeys against his will, he wasn't really dropped, he was just knocked down (if he went all the way down).
Quarterbacks who got sacked didn't get dropped (no matter how many yards they lost in the process), they got knocked down. The same applies to a guy getting knocked down in any other sport.
by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020
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Machete

A guy that won't make cutting a guy in half with a machete look like an accident the way Dewey Cox would.
Machete cut 4 guys in half at the same time.
by Solid Mantis February 14, 2021
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Machete

An instrument that divides shit.
He/she was mad enough at the dude that he/she cut him in half with a machete and made it look like an accident. He/she divided that dude.
by Solid Mantis November 26, 2020
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Racquetball court

If a tennis court is a giant ping pong table with a fence around it, a racquetball court is a giant folded up ping pong table.
The wall on a racquetball court is like the folded up part of a folded up ping pong table, whether you hit the ball with a racquet, a stick, your hands, or your feet.
by Solid Mantis October 01, 2020
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Racquetball court

If a tennis court is a giant ping pong table with a fence around it, a racquetball court is a giant folded up ping pong table.
The wall on a racquetball court is like the folded up part of a folded up ping pong table, whether you hit the ball with a racquet, a stick, your hands, or your feet.

Is the midget standing on the ping pong table again?
by Solid Mantis October 01, 2020
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Righteous

As kids nobody was more righteous, no group was more righteous. So when did females become more righteous than males in middle school? When did black guys become more righteous than white guys in college? When did the LGBT community become closer to god's spiritual core than the rest of the population at birth? As kids there was no such thing as more righteous.
Some females claim to be more righteous than males, some black folks claim to be more morally righteous than white folks. Nobody was more righteous as a kid.
by Solid Mantis January 31, 2018
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Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.
Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
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