Definitions by Solid Mantis

Fake hospitality 

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.

Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes/respects him, especially if he can already tell (people tend to pick up on that kind of thing if they've lived to a certain age) . Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.

Fake hospitality by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Fake hospitality 

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.

Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes him. Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.

Fake hospitality by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Fly 

If a guy doesn't even try to swat a fly that lands on his head, what kinds of other decisions is he making on a daily basis?

Were you gonna get that fly, or did you want somebody else to do it?

Fly by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Barney the purple dinosaur 

Someone you'd deny knowing if you were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I told you, I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Girl- It wasnt me! I'm getting homeschooled from now on, I don't need these losers, I'm awesome! My teddy bear told me I was so I know it's true! I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks.

Barney the purple dinosaur by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Barney the purple dinosaur 

Someone people would try to deny knowing if they were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!

Barney the purple dinosaur by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Sick and tired 

A lot of people say they're sick and tired, when really theyre irritated and frustrated. If you're not terminally ill, you're not sick in the way that you mean when you say sick and tired. If you haven't been awake for days on end working around the clock, you're not really tired. You're just irritated and frustrated with something.

People are not really sick and tired, they're irritated and frustrated, and they've been irritated and frustrated for a long time now.

Sick and tired by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020

Barney the purple dinosaur 

Once you're seen hanging out with Barney the purple dinosaur, you might as well start going to school at home.

That was so courageous of the girl to lay low until graduation after the other kids at school talked shit about her best friend Barney the purple dinosaur. What kind of friend was she to Barney when he needed her to have his back, was he on his own after that?

Barney the purple dinosaur by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020