1122 definitions by Solid Mantis
The kids were glad they didnt get plain old tin pails full of hand sanitizer for Christmas, even if Christmas was traditional, and seemed like the same thing every year, they wouldn't miss the tin pails.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020
Would the both of you shut up? Enough of it already, I've already heard too much and neither of you is correct. Interracial midget Negro bestiality is when you fuck an Asian midgets dead dog, hell who doesn't know that?
Bob is an interracial midget necro bestiality lover who hasn't been caught by his wife yet.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2017
Lindsay went to her mother with a report on her brothers conduct, never a report on something that was actually broken or something that actually needed to be done, a report to get somebody in trouble for the sake of getting somebody in trouble is what a tattle tale is. Somebody talking about their relationship with another person or who the person is as they know them in an interview isn't the same as a tattle tale.
by Solid Mantis October 24, 2019
The girl never told anybody the price of tea or information in China, she just kept trying to sell them Feng shui bracelets.
by Solid Mantis September 24, 2020
Girl-You have penis envy.
Irish Guy- I have the worst penis envy you've ever known about, I'm Irish what do you expect?
Irish Guy- I have the worst penis envy you've ever known about, I'm Irish what do you expect?
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020
Just like anybody can deliver a speech about peace, anybody can do a peace sign with their fingers (or a fist pound, or an elbow bump) and it means nothing, because it doesn't signal anyone's true intentions.
A lot of people want someone to think a peace sign means something about someone's true intentions. If a guy made a gun gesture with his hand every time he intended to shoot you every time he planned on doing it, there wouldn't be as many unsuspecting deaths by gunshot wounds. At least somebody would see it coming before they died if the guy who made the gun gesture was telling the truth.
by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021
You hear about rappers with names like Capone, Noriega, or Scarface, but you dont hear a rapper pick a name like Spadafora. Nobody seems to want to be the rapper that got decapitated.
Spadafora rapped about being a physician and criticized enough people in his rhymes that several other rappers conspired to torture him and cut his head off and make it look like a robbery gone bad. They did not like the shit this guy was saying.
by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020