New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
Everyone wants what they don't have. You have speed, I have weed. You're nervous about having pills you stole from your brother, I ought to be nervous about having something illegal, but I'm not because I'm stoned. Let's trade so we each get the right thing, you need to calm down, I need to be more paranoid.
I'd like to take some of my brothers speed pills and see if I can make some money on the black market, I'm tired of waiting around hours and hours at work to get paid whatever I'll take for my efforts.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2016
All the vending machine has left is used rubbers for the people with no quarters, and nobody is buying them or fucking anymore.
by Solid Mantis July 14, 2019
The guy thought he was supposed to be the girl's sugar daddy, he thought that as a male that was what he owed a female. Therefore, he put up with any shit she tried to give him.
by Solid Mantis December 01, 2020
The guy thought he was supposed to be the girl's sugar daddy, he thought that as a male that was what he owed a female. Therefore, he put up with any shit she tried to give him. To her, any sign of kindness was weakness, but he ignored that to keep doing all this shit he really never had to do for the girl (without really having a good reason to keep doing shit for the girl). He also started to think anything she thought was hilarious became hilarious to him, since they were no longer different people, they were the same person. He thought that he also had to become unkind (or at least wear the facade of someone unkind), to be the same person as his wife.
by Solid Mantis December 01, 2020
The guy thought he was supposed to be the girl's sugar daddy, he thought that as a male that was what he owed a female. Therefore, he put up with any shit she tried to give him. To her, any sign of kindness was weakness, but he ignored that to keep doing all this shit he really never had to do for the girl (without really having a good reason to keep doing shit for the girl). He also started to think anything she thought was hilarious became hilarious to him, since they were no longer different people, they were the same person. He thought that he also had to become unkind, to be the same person as his wife.
by Solid Mantis December 01, 2020
The guy thought he was supposed to be the girl's sugar daddy, he thought that as a male that was what he owed a female. Therefore, he put up with any shit she tried to give him. To her, any sign of kindness was weakness, but he ignored that to keep doing all this shit he really never had to do for the girl (without really having a good reason to keep doing shit for the girl). He also started to think anything she thought was hilarious became hilarious to him, since they were no longer different people, they were the same person.
by Solid Mantis December 01, 2020