Solid Mantis's definitions

Information

Never mind tea, you wonder what the going rate for information is China these days.

The girl never told anybody the price of tea or information in China, she just kept trying to sell them Feng shui bracelets.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Calm

To try and get someone to stop resisting something.

The authority figure tried to calm people. The authority figure believed he/she was above his/her laws and did not have to behave in a certain way, but thought that other people did.

by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020

Kitchen

Might become more dangerous than the post office to work at.

Shaquesha Walker-Triggerhands walked into the kitchen and put motherfuckers on the floor like it was a post office job. She knew she had too much talent as a hitman to be working as a cook or a dishwasher getting cook, dishwasher, or busboy respect, whatever that is.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Hilltop

A midget on a hilltop can see further than the wrestlers that tower over the tall people you know and hate.

Mini me is hilltop and heir to the life you could never live.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Senior officer

Someone that doesn't get to where they are by mistake, or on accident.

Someone who makes a lot of mistakes or accidents on the job usually doesn't keep their job too long, so a senior officer without a history of making mistakes or doing things on accident wouldn't shoot somebody on accident either.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021

Overachiever

An overachiever outworks everybody.

Jim-I work hard, why am I not a millionaire?
Kevin- You do work hard Jim, as hard as anybody, but somehow you're not an overachiever. You have to have something inside that makes you an overachiever to be one. You're just not an overachiever Jim.
Jim- I guess not, so why do I owe an overachiever respect, that's the part of it I haven't figured out.
Kevin- Well, an overachiever gets paid for their overachievements. It's their world since they own it, they're free to push you.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2018

Std

Short for Shit talking disorder. There are no programs for assistance with this condition, the necessary attitude adjustments are considered controversial and the disorder considered socially acceptable.

There are a lot of people in today's world carrying an std.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016