Definitions by Solid Mantis

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

Cats and dogs by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

Cats and dogs by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Victorian

Of the Victorian era.

The girl wasn't actually Victorian, but she called herself that because it made her feel tougher/scarier than she actually was. She wasn't really alive during the Victorian era, whereas people who really were alive during the Victorian era had their Victorian values because they really were alive during the Victorian era.

Victorian by Solid Mantis November 16, 2020

Victorian

Of the Victorian era.

The girl wasn't actually Victorian, but she called herself that because it made her feel tougher/scarier than she actually was. She wasn't really alive during the Victorian era.

Victorian by Solid Mantis November 16, 2020

3rd quarter 

The quarter the Panthers quit doing what they were doing to start the game off, and the quarter they don't think to do what they will do to end the game. They finish the game, but they get into a slump just about every 3rd quarter.

The Panthers don't do too well in a 3rd quarter, and other teams know it.

3rd quarter by Solid Mantis November 15, 2020

Astrology

People are skeptical about astrology for a reason. An astrology book tells you that an Aquarian is cozy in a hammock. There's a lot of people who go and get a hammock, and there's no way all of them could be Aquarians. That's like saying if you meet somebody who likes pizza or red wine, you can tell they are an Aries. Then, if you question what you're reading, astrology tells you that the traits don't apply to every single person, and where the planets were in the sky when they were born can alter someone's personality. Some people would still say they're right about astrology, now that they've explained it that way, that sounds good to them, but to others it starts to sound a little bit silly (much like the bible).

Information about astrology is like information from scientists, politicians, or religion, it's questionable.

Astrology by Solid Mantis November 15, 2020

Friendly foe

The nicest enemy you could ever meet.

He/she was a friendly foe, and always had a smile and an insult or five to go with it. He/she was the nicest guy/girl that wanted somebody dead you'd ever meet, and pretended to be the guy's friend to the point that he almost believed it.

Friendly foe by Solid Mantis November 13, 2020