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A movie that was not about a group of people trying to blow away some brown-skinned people. Yea, the main character was a guy named Big Daddy Jake Sully or something like that, and the other characters he met that weren't from earth had dreadlocks and lived in the jungle, but you knew they weren't brown-skinned humans (or Indians) because they were dark blue skinned (think of them as being closer to blue hedgehogs) aliens from the planet Pandora. Unobtanium wasn't like silver, gold, or oil, it was something so valuable EarthLink went to war with natives of another planet to get it, but it was unontanium, even if they got a little bit of it, they'd never really get the kind of uranium they went to war over. In the end Big Daddy Jake Sully goes to prcotcect his new friends on his new planet, nothing like that has ever happened before, since brown-skinned people don't fly on the backs of pterodactyls on real life, you can tell the avatars are dark blue skinned aliens, not humans.
Avatar wasn't a movie about human greed, it was a movie about being comfortable with 9 foot tall dark blue skinned aliens that were not anything like the biblical description of goliath, they were decent aliens.
by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020
Get the Avatar mug.An ally of an enemy is your enemy (not a frienemy or any other coined word from a coined language). Its simple, you know not to trust anyone who's an ally of an enemy.
He/she isn't your friend when he/she is with you. He/she is pretending to be your friend when he/she is with you. An enemy that doesn't want you to know they're your enemy is still an enemy.
by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020
Get the Enemy mug.In the event that there were no other life forms on earth but you, you'd have to live your life alone. Some people would rather beg to be insignificant and around other people than to be alone. Being alone doesn't bother everybody though. It's a good reason to stop whining about this guy making you feel insignificant and weak. Sometimes people are offering you a sobering view of yourself, and some people don't like that.
The girl would whine about feeling weak an insignificant but didn't think about how good she really had it. In the event of nuclear war where nobody made it without her, but she made it, she'd be alone, and she'd hate life, just like all the people she talked shit about, since she hated being alone more than anything in the world. The post nuclear era would not be kind to her, or treat her right.
by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020
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None of the drivers or passengers who died were drinking. Now people are worried about leaving their driveways, what if the state designed another new doomsday interchange somewhere else?
by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020
Get the Doomsday interchange mug.Proof that bulls have more balls than humans. The people making the point that bullfighting is not a real sport know what they're talking about.
by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020
Get the Steroids mug.Humans don't have shark like eyes, or wolf like eyes, or lion like eyes, since they're not sharks, wolves, or lions. Sharks, wolves, and lions know no evil, they're not sinners, they're as innocent as lambs. Humans are not innocent, so they're nothing like sharks, wolves, lions, or any other animals. Humans don't have enough heart, guts, or innocence (lack of bad intentions) to be like sharks, wolves, lions, or any other animals.
The guys eyes were not shark like, they were human like. Another guy trying to scare a population into doing something, big deal. He was never anything like a shark, nor was anybody else. He was one of the humans, like everyone else.
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