The opposite of a mental midget, someone who is a 9 foot tall ogre in their mind, even if they're five foot nothing.
Guy 1- Why is he/she always slouching like that?
Guy 2-He/she is a mental giant, slouching makes him her look a little bit more predatory and a little bit less silly, so nobody will mess with him/her. It's kind of like the way some people get a tattoo so nobody will mess with them.
Guy 1- Oh yea, why didnt I think of that?
Guy 2-He/she is a mental giant, slouching makes him her look a little bit more predatory and a little bit less silly, so nobody will mess with him/her. It's kind of like the way some people get a tattoo so nobody will mess with them.
Guy 1- Oh yea, why didnt I think of that?
by Solid Mantis June 02, 2020

Puppet in the blue corner-Would you pull the string that goes to my right hand? I'd like to get this guy back for what he just did, you told me you were in my corner puppet master!
Puppet master-This is marionette brawling you're on your own.
Puppet-Hes got somebody pulling his strings, I shouldn't be on my own either.
Puppet master-This is marionette brawling you're on your own.
Puppet-Hes got somebody pulling his strings, I shouldn't be on my own either.
by Solid Mantis September 01, 2018

Dan-That female that punched you in the face last night thought she hit you hard, there wasn't even a bruise on you though haha.
Zeke-Yea, she was a mama's bitch, she got it from her mama those fighting skills she brags about to everyone.
Zeke-Yea, she was a mama's bitch, she got it from her mama those fighting skills she brags about to everyone.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2017

A guy who takes about 32 to 57 selfies standing in his bathroom is the definition of a narcissist, its so obvious.
The guy took 39 selfies in front of his bathroom mirror, if that doesn't make him a narcissist I don't know what does make a narcissist.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Look at that, she made a movie about herself, that's kind of like an artist that paints pictures or murals of themself around town to make money. Despite all the people she tried to make fun of by calling narcissistic in life, it doesn't get any more narcissistic than that.
by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021

A guy has to have 2 girls in his life to have a mistress. He has to have a girl, and he has to have a girl on the side. A guy who does not have any girls in his life has no mistress, simple.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019

the evil queen had his eyes burned out of his skull for looking at her in a way she considered the wrong way
by Solid Mantis December 12, 2018
