Solid Mantis's definitions
Someone portraying themself as something other than who they really are. A gang member is one kind of poser.
The poser girl took that kid's soccer ball/ basketball/football/baseball to the construction site to bait the guy.
by Solid Mantis November 18, 2020
Get the Posermug. When two guys measure their dicks and the measurement is too close to accurately determine which one wins the dick measuring contest, you have a ruler recount to get a reading down to the nearest millimeter, or micrometer if you have a way to determine a reading closer than a millimeter reading. Guys don't get anything for participating or improving in a dick measuring contest.
Guy 1-How many micrometers larger did you tell me your dick was? I gotta get a ruler recount I'm not taking your word for it.
Guy 2- .06 micrometers read it and weep you son of a bitch its been 2 hrs and 32 minutes since we started the contest and we had to get the equipment and calibrate it to get this reading. You owe me a drink.
Guy 1- You held your dick the way you'd get as many extra micrometers as possible, you do shit like that, I'm not giving up that easy!
Guy 2- .06 micrometers read it and weep you son of a bitch its been 2 hrs and 32 minutes since we started the contest and we had to get the equipment and calibrate it to get this reading. You owe me a drink.
Guy 1- You held your dick the way you'd get as many extra micrometers as possible, you do shit like that, I'm not giving up that easy!
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
Get the Ruler recountmug. Proof that bulls have more balls than humans. The people making the point that bullfighting is not a real sport know what they're talking about.
by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020
Get the Steroidsmug. People had a lot of fun with the brazen bull, beheadings were getting lame and if you blinked, you missed it, you just saw a body with no head attached to it.
by Solid Mantis July 25, 2020
Get the Brazen bullmug. The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
Get the Grief/tragedy/sympathy crisismug. Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
Get the Open relationshipmug. The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis. The reality is nobody's morale needs a boost.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
Get the Grief/tragedy/sympathy crisismug.