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Mob rule

People sometimes use mob rule to get things done they wouldn't otherwise get done (to try and get a title they didn't win a few years ago for example). They would rather try and take a title with mob rule than acknowledge they got beat by a team from a town out in the middle of nowhere.
The point of having more than 2 teams in every sport is for any team from any town that has one (no matter how small the market) has a chance to get to the big game and get a title, just like the rest of the teams. Mob rule fucks it up by favoring the cities with the most people and letting the rest of the country know their teams can't have any titles.
by Solid Mantis February 9, 2020
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Sports betting

The reason there's an investigation into the Astros in the first place. If it weren't for bets made against the Astros or Red Sox, there would be no investigation. Two teams that were supposed to get beat didn't get beat, and people are making demands about it now.
Sports betting is the reason for the cheating investigations, if nobody lost any money, there wouldn't be stories about scandals. Somebody feels the Astros and Red Sox owe them for money they lost on their bets.
by Solid Mantis February 9, 2020
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Xtreme poser

The kinds of people who make you hate living in a town.
He/ she was the kind of xtreme poser that made people hate doing things and going places that were already dull even more. Nobody was going to miss his/her bullshit.
by Solid Mantis March 24, 2020
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Stimulus check

A way to pacify a group of people you've just deployed the national guard and police against after stealing from millions of people they tell that they're concerned about for years.
Here's your stimulus check, you won't mind if the national guard tells you where you can go and what you can do from now on will you? They're concerned about you, don't be concerned about them, be a good puppet and comply with everything they say, it's in your best interest.
by Solid Mantis March 27, 2020
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Hypocrisy

Expecting someone you've been stealing from for years to love, praise and respect you is hypocrisy since they don't owe you any of that.
He/she expected everyone to follow his/her bullshit rules after taking all their money, and expected them all to be in a mood to celebrate, what's a worse hypocrisy than that?
by Solid Mantis March 27, 2020
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Extreme poser

Someone who makes you hate doing things and going places that are already dull even more.
The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his/her tattoos to everybody and said to the group that they all must have a death wish if they're still standing there at the mall trying to get in, and that nobody goes in his/her mall since he/she knows what's best for everybody's life and health. The extreme poser was sending everybody home.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020
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Extreme poser

Someone who always tries to kick somebody out of somewhere or something (or get them kicked out) and look badass while doing it.
The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his her tattoos (and power) to everybody in the group, and told them they must have a death wish by being there at the mall, since nobody was allowed in his/her mall after 5 PM. The extreme poser got off on kicking people out of public places.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020
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