Solid Mantis's definitions

Full of shit

Someone (male or female) with a good portion of their true muscle between the ears and behind a plastic smile. Someone who's got an uncanny knack for parrot like repetition of other peoples thoughts, ideas, and actions, switching a few things around and labelling it their own gig.

Full of shit guy/girl- I'm not full of shit, you're full of shit. I'm not a horse's ass, you are.
Other guy- Thank you for proving my point for me, I'm really lazy.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020

Horse's ass

Someone who's got most of their true muscle between their ears, but still makes neverending desperate attempts to physically dominate people with body language (especially in crowded public settings), often resulting in police showing up to threaten people who don't think life is like a poker tournament or a trip to Vegas. Also known as an instigator.

He/she was a horse's ass, but not everybody was ignoring him/her like she thought, many of them were rejecting him/her, but he/she could never see that, all the muscle between the ears was dense.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020

Huffing American glue

If you believe Bolton over Trump, or you think a Democrat is more honest and caring than a Republican, you've been huffing American glue too long.

As long as you're gonna keep huffing American glue, you might as well start huffing real glue, its gonna do the same thing to you.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020

Asshole it forward

Someone takes something from you, you take something from someone else, and you reap it when the next guy you fucked over when he gets over when he returns the favor, since kindness is considered too easy by some.

Life is full of options, sometimes the asshole it forward option is the best option.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020

Gravity

Gravity is kind of like reality, or the metaphysical, it doesn't matter whether you believe in it or not, what goes up will come down at some point.

Gravity is real whether you believe it is or not. You don't believe in god (despite using God's name to bless people), because you can't see God, but you can see what gravity does even if you don't believe in it.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020

Poser

You know even if a guy in a statue of liberty outfit has a big smile on his face while he's selling insurance, he cries himself to sleep every night even though he looks like he's having a lot of fun, and he's pretending to be having fun. It would be interesting to see a guy wearing a statue of liberty suit pissed off or frowning and telling people to buy their product even though it doesn't work so he can keep his job since he's got mouths to feed and would much rather be a poet or a musician.

This guy/girl is a poser, you know that selling insurance doesn't really make him/her happy, even if he/she is good at what he/she does. The poser can keep compromising and crying himself/herself to sleep at night.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020

Poser

Someone in a band who never met you and said he fought with you to show you he was a man.

This guy is a poser, the boy is quick to say he fought with people he never met, its a lot easier said than done.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020