Questionable

Something people can question.

She was always with kids that were not hers, which was questionable.

by Solid Mantis March 05, 2021

Joke

Someone who thinks everything somebody says is a joke.

He/she was never the funny kind of joke.

by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020

Brakes

There are times hitting the brakes isn't a bad idea. At a red light, or when somebody is walking across a road are a few times hitting the brakes is not a bad idea.

People can move anywhere if they don't like it where they come from any more. There is no rule that you have to leave a welcome mat out for everyone looking for a house. You can be selective on who comes and who goes where you live, even if someone else doesn't like it, or they think you discriminate, or even if they think you're a sexist racist bigot homophobe cocksucker asshole, you can still do that where you live. You don't have to give in to somebody else's demands because they want to try out somewhere new to live. They're your brakes, not theirs. You decide when to hit them, you're in control of that, not them.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021

Awesome

An overused word. More people use this word to mollycoddle themselves than just about any other word.

You're mollycoddling yourself by telling yourself you're awesome, or having your stuffed animals tell you that you're awesome when your mother is not always there to tell you that you're awesome. Nobody is entirely positive or awesome, no matter how much their delicate mind hates negativity and pessimism.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Mama's girl

A female who's been coddled by their mother too long.

Mama's girl- Momma, can you bring me my gun? I'm gonna blow this guy's head off when I see him. Its his fault I had an awful day, it was terrible momma.
Mama's girls momma-Just take a nap and everything will be better. You're getting to be such a big girl now, you make momma so proud.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019

Velvet mafia

A term for a group of people that thinks they are funnier (and tougher) than they are.

The guy who said something somebody else thought was homophobic trash wasn't a comedian and didnt think anything he ever said was the least bit funny. He didn't think a velvet mafia had anything to do with what he said being called homophobic trash, he thought it was just a few whining people, and that most didnt really care what he said, because from experience he knew that most people didn't care what he said or did.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Instigator of change

Someone who gains from something like a court case at an oppurtune time, and it's also a way to silence or dispose of enemies.

The police weren't really protecting anybody but her, the wealthy instigator of change.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021