Solid Mantis's definitions

Leprechan approach

A movie that came out in the 90s. No, Ashton Kutcher was not in this one.

You ever seen the leprechan approach? That's a hell of a movie.

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017

Filament

Can be used to light or to cut.

They cut that boys head off over by the docks. A few people say they saw a bright and ominous beam of red light a few hours before the body was found, coulda been a laser weapon, a filament weapon, nobody knows yet.

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017

Laserblade

A laser weapon.

Both his hands were cut off from his wrists by a laserblade, now he won't have to commit suicide.

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017

Flat earther

Flat earthers usually come from a place like Miami, Chicago, or Houston and think the rest of the world is like where they live.

Mike Pulaski is a single flat earther from Chicago who grills out every weekend.

by Solid Mantis April 26, 2017

Eighty six year old virgin

More than double the age of the 40 year old virgin.

Paul will be an eighty six year old virgin in fifty something more years.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2017

Getaway helicopter

There are people who do it that way. They don't get away in a car they get away in damn helicopter!

They left the roof of the building they hit in the getaway helicopter.

by Solid Mantis May 5, 2017

BC

1) Before Christ
2) Before Columbus
3) Birth Control- Birth Control eyeglasses count as birth control, the coke bottle glasses with thick lenses make effective birth control, as effective as any other method.

Carl had to deliver 1500 BC glasses to Springfield, Illinois.

by Solid Mantis May 9, 2017