2 definitions by Sold For Parts

When a guy's pre-ejaculate comes out of his penis and sticks to his chest/thigh resembling a cobweb.
James got so excited when he was making out with his girlfriend that he had so many cobwebs in his trousers.
by Sold For Parts August 1, 2011
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When you have to fart but you can't, because you are in a compromising position so, you pull your ass cheeks apart to just make the breath of air sound.
Jimmy was sleeping next to a girl whom he didn't know. Instead of passing gas really loud, he pulled apart his cheeks and Zeused.
by Sold For Parts August 1, 2011
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