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Reichsturbate

The act of masturbating to pictures of Hitler and those associated with him. When reichsturbating, it is required that you stop every 5 seconds to Heil Hitler. Left handed people however, can continue to reichsturbate using their right hand to Heil Hitler.
(1941)

Hans: Mein arms are tired
Klaus: Why is that?
Hans: I've been Reichsturbating all night to mein lover's picture
Klaus: You sure love to Reichsturbate
Reichsturbate by Soggy Crap May 12, 2014