Soapy Sponge's definitions

Cognoffin

An assortment of cogs, wires and nails. This is used to describe a mess of un-needed parts and such that will get in the way.

Gerald the Builder: *Spill bucket of nails*

Craig Blacklock the Builder: Damn Gerald you just made a Cognoffin!

Gerald the Builder: A what?

Craig Blacklock the Builder: A mess of un-needed parts and such that will get in the way.

by Soapy Sponge June 16, 2018

Oh Sket

A saying that is used by many cultures around the carribean, this is the combination of the English slang word sket and a simple “oh” to symbolise that it was not planned and shouldn’t have happened. This originated as a miss-interpreted saying of English settlers of saying for example “that girls a straight sket” but if it was something that was used to describe anything bad or in bad taste.

English Husband: The dog made a mess on the carpet!

Carribean Wife: Oh Sket!

by Soapy Sponge June 13, 2018