Snowboy Jr.'s definitions

Most shallow

Someone that writes poetry the way Ben Affleck acts, expresses thoughts and feelings by pointing at people; sounds about as authentic as Ben Affleck's Boston accent in a movie.

Hal sucks hardcore at writing poetry because he's the most shallow dude I ever met.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022

Foot model

Someone that doesn't think like the hand or face and body boys.

Guy- I'm a foot model mama.

Girl- Ewww, put your shoes on your feet stink.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022

Ref Sawyer

A ref that is kind of like the Sawyer character from Miracle on 34th Street, wants somebody locked away for no good reason. The opposite of someone that thinks murderers should be free (which would obviously make the world a dangerous place).

The ref in the Green Bay-Minnesota game didn't want to be Ref Sawyer from Miracle on 34th Street, clang clang, his helmet hit me he's going to Bellevue and now I'm the perfect enemy of all Minnesota fans, no he didn't eject Jefferson from the game as a matter of public relations even if he had numbers in Green Bay on his side, but he still didn't like what Jefferson did.

by Snowboy Jr. January 2, 2023