Definitions by Sneeky Dave again

Crip-nips 

A past tense used to confirm someone has bee Nipple Crippled.

Also used to replace the phrase 'Oh for F***'s sake

"Haha jonny's got Crip-nips"

"Oh Crip-nips"

Crip-nips by Sneeky Dave again September 30, 2009

Facebonk 

A common misspelling of Facebook. It occured to me that this is a effin' funny word and obviously a reference to being shagged in the face whilst giving oral

"I want to Facebonk your face"

"She was rubbish at head so i just Facebonked her"

Facebonk by Sneeky Dave again September 29, 2009