Definitions by Sneaky

ass cannon 

insult directed towards a person/friend who is constantly releasing methane gas

Damnit Ken! Plug your fucking ass cannon, I'm tired of the room smelling like shit all the time!

ass cannon by Sneaky September 1, 2004

clit bong

the use of a female's reproductive organ along with miscellaneous household items to create a makeshift bong for smoking marijuana, while at the same time, the bong bubbles greatly arousing the women subjected to the clit bong.

Katie volunteered to be the clit bong for the day in exchange for a quo of marijuana, which she would smoke out of Jenny's vagina tomorrow.

clit bong by Sneaky September 1, 2004

chumuckle 

Noun.

A smaller-diameter belt used to strap an oversized penis to the leg of a person so that it doesn't flop around in their pants.

Ken's dick kept flopping around, so he strapped it to his leg with his new leather chumuckle.

chumuckle by Sneaky August 7, 2004