Definitions by Sneaky

butt ketchup 

the nickname given to bloody diarrhea

Awww! Fuck! I filled the toilet with butt ketchup again!

butt ketchup by Sneaky September 1, 2004

ass cannon 

insult directed towards a person/friend who is constantly releasing methane gas

Damnit Ken! Plug your fucking ass cannon, I'm tired of the room smelling like shit all the time!

ass cannon by Sneaky September 1, 2004

chumuckle 

Noun.

A smaller-diameter belt used to strap an oversized penis to the leg of a person so that it doesn't flop around in their pants.

Ken's dick kept flopping around, so he strapped it to his leg with his new leather chumuckle.

chumuckle by Sneaky August 7, 2004