Definitions by Snail man

August 2nd 

August 2nd is national have sex day where everyone is “required” to have intercourse

Man 1:Hey man guess what!
Man 2: what
Man 1: It’s august 2nd!
Man 2: Aw hell yeah!

August 2nd by Snail man August 2, 2021

Jiffy 

A very quick handjob.

Hey Rachel, I got lacrosse practice in 15 minutes. Can I get a jiffy before I head out?

Jiffy by Snail man April 11, 2011