August 2nd

August 2nd is national have sex day where everyone is “required” to have intercourse
Man 1:Hey man guess what!
Man 2: what
Man 1: It’s august 2nd!
Man 2: Aw hell yeah!
by Snail man August 02, 2021
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Jiffy

A very quick handjob.
Hey Rachel, I got lacrosse practice in 15 minutes. Can I get a jiffy before I head out?
by Snail man April 11, 2011
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