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When a liquid, height or any sort of amount is dramatically reduced. Typically used in an Xtreme, or passionate manner of speech. In such a manner one might say "jacked up" but since the instance is referring to a lessening of amount "jacked down" is used (ant. jacked up.)(syn.lowered)
Dave: "Dude. M2 Dew Xtreme is some B2W (balls to the wall) shit. I slammed a 2 liter this morning nude surfsailing Satan's Chasm, but now this afternoon my blood sugar is jacked up."
Shane: "So your blood sugar is high then? It should be low."
Dave: "Ya, dude. I meant 'jacked down' (Dave winks at Urban Dictionary and reapplies zinc oxide to nose)".
Shane: "Noob."
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Did you see the Governator speak at graduation? He looked so jacked down in person.
Shane: "So your blood sugar is high then? It should be low."
Dave: "Ya, dude. I meant 'jacked down' (Dave winks at Urban Dictionary and reapplies zinc oxide to nose)".
Shane: "Noob."
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Did you see the Governator speak at graduation? He looked so jacked down in person.
by SmugSockMonkey June 09, 2006
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Service industry related buttock chafing as a result of humid and hot conditions whilst waiting tables. Scientific documentation of waitress butt has yet to be proven, as females are less likely to discuss such an ailment.
Add'l info: Bartenders don't get waiter butt, since they don't do as much walking. Sucks to be a waiter, eh?
Add'l info: Bartenders don't get waiter butt, since they don't do as much walking. Sucks to be a waiter, eh?
"Have you seen Dave? He just got double sat."
"I just saw him in the kitchen getting some corn starch."
"Oh, he's been walking like a duck all night.
"Waiter butt will do that to you."
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(snapping) "WAITER! Can we get some more free rolls?"
"I'm baking some in my ass (due to the heat of waiter butt). They'll be done in two minutes."
"I just saw him in the kitchen getting some corn starch."
"Oh, he's been walking like a duck all night.
"Waiter butt will do that to you."
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(snapping) "WAITER! Can we get some more free rolls?"
"I'm baking some in my ass (due to the heat of waiter butt). They'll be done in two minutes."
by SmugSockMonkey June 06, 2006
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