Definitions by SmugSockMonkey

roni 

Referred to in Vanilla Ice's beatbox song, "Havin' a Roni," is a virgin, according to Ice himself.  However, the term is used often in hip hop, and is short for "tenderoni," which is defined as a "sweet girl."

Then again, Vanilla Ice can make up some dumb shit.

I knew the way she was swallowing the swan, she wasn't any roni.

That roni's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

roni by SmugSockMonkey January 9, 2005

radiohead 

A person who works for an audio broadcasting system. Possibly Austrailian in origin. In a documentary starring ABBA (of all bands) an Austrailian man with a mike and a tape recorder (the size of an extra large breadbox) comes up to Bjorn, Sven or Svven or whatever the fuck his name is and says "I'm a radiohead. I was wondering if you can answer a few questions for our broadcast". Radiohead (the band) has nothing to do with Abba. The word was merely used in a documentary, so don't freak the fuck out. This was also long before Talking Heads, so I don't think they were the first to put 'radio' next to 'head' without a space.

I'm a radiohead. My job is to ask you about your inspriation for "Fernando" and what's up with all the white?

radiohead by SmugSockMonkey January 8, 2005