SmugSockMonkey's definitions
Service industry related buttock chafing as a result of humid and hot conditions whilst waiting tables. Scientific documentation of waitress butt has yet to be proven, as females are less likely to discuss such an ailment.
Add'l info: Bartenders don't get waiter butt, since they don't do as much walking. Sucks to be a waiter, eh?
Add'l info: Bartenders don't get waiter butt, since they don't do as much walking. Sucks to be a waiter, eh?
"Have you seen Dave? He just got double sat."
"I just saw him in the kitchen getting some corn starch."
"Oh, he's been walking like a duck all night.
"Waiter butt will do that to you."
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(snapping) "WAITER! Can we get some more free rolls?"
"I'm baking some in my ass (due to the heat of waiter butt). They'll be done in two minutes."
"I just saw him in the kitchen getting some corn starch."
"Oh, he's been walking like a duck all night.
"Waiter butt will do that to you."
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(snapping) "WAITER! Can we get some more free rolls?"
"I'm baking some in my ass (due to the heat of waiter butt). They'll be done in two minutes."
by SmugSockMonkey June 11, 2006
Get the Waiter Buttmug. A person who works for an audio broadcasting system. Possibly Austrailian in origin. In a documentary starring ABBA (of all bands) an Austrailian man with a mike and a tape recorder (the size of an extra large breadbox) comes up to Bjorn, Sven or Svven or whatever the fuck his name is and says "I'm a radiohead. I was wondering if you can answer a few questions for our broadcast". Radiohead (the band) has nothing to do with Abba. The word was merely used in a documentary, so don't freak the fuck out. This was also long before Talking Heads, so I don't think they were the first to put 'radio' next to 'head' without a space.
I'm a radiohead. My job is to ask you about your inspriation for "Fernando" and what's up with all the white?
by SmugSockMonkey January 8, 2005
Get the radioheadmug.