Definitions by Smoothy Drewballs
Dick Hammer
A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.
I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
Dick Hammer by Smoothy Drewballs January 18, 2012