Definitions by SmokinJoe Fission

now with hat 

When something is sold as a 'new and improved' model when in reality nothing's really changed. In reference to Mr. Smithers of The Simpsons going crazy over the 'new Malibu Stacy' doll when the only difference is that she now has a hat!

Ayla: I'm going to wait until Windows 7 comes out
Krys: Yeah, Windows 'Vista - now with hat' 7

now with hat by SmokinJoe Fission February 11, 2009

mayhapsbe 

When you're so uncertain of something that neither 'maybe' or 'mayhap' is adequate enough

John: You coming to my birthday party? We're gonna play Bridge and drink beer.
Mark: Mmmm beer... but 'Bridge'? Mayhapsbe.

mayhapsbe by SmokinJoe Fission January 12, 2009