Smokey McDank's definitions

Compliment Shopping

Criticizing ones self in hopes that someone will compliment you afterword.

When a sexy bitch says something like "my ass is ugly" so that you will say "your ass looks great"- Compliment Shopping

by Smokey McDank September 5, 2009

Erk out

Spinning your tires while making them screech.

When I floor my car in first I erk out.

by Smokey McDank September 5, 2009

The 24th flavor

Smoking weed out of a Dr Pepper can.

I didnt have a pipe so I had some of the 24th flavor

by Smokey McDank September 5, 2009

Abooboo

The last tiny hit of weed in the bowl. Usually unpleasant and mostly resin.

Its abooboo but you can try and hit it.

by Smokey McDank September 5, 2009

Dank ass schwag

1.Oxymoron: Dank as in good weed and schwag as in terrible weed.

2. What a drug dealer calls normal schwag so dumbasses will buy it.

3. What you call schwag you baught at cronic prices as to avoid embarresment.

It wasnt cronic, but it was some dank ass schwag.

by Smokey McDank September 5, 2009