2 definitions by Smithville's Miracle

Caistorville

Home to the riffiest of the rafs, located just 15 minutes south of Smithville, this town has spunk!!!! Love takin a day trip around the town, looking at everything it has to offer, including, Caistorville Golf Club, Levi's Cows, a couple drunk folks and some corn. The aroma of 1/3 manure, 1/3 weed (grown by the locals) and 1/3 murdered guy draws many crowds in for a night in the shop. Beware of the drunk drivers past 10am any day of the week.

Where's you come from?

Caistorville
It's 11am on a Wednesday, WHY ARE YOU DRUNK?!... you smell like weed..
What? It's Caistorville, what do you expect?

by Smithville's Miracle February 5, 2018

Bobby Toth

One word, one man, Bobby Toth. Commonly known as Coffee Toth, can be seen at any hour of the day at his local refill station, Tim Hortons. Many people in Smithville think Bobby and Tim have a secret love affair but the truth is, it isnt all that secret.

Yo, were you at Tim's earlier today?
Where?
Oh sorry, I mean Bobby Toth's!
Oh yea, I was!

by Smithville's Miracle February 5, 2018