Definitions by Smirking and Crying Alone
Valentine's Day Surprise
When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
Valentine's Day Surprise by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
Gingerphile
Someone having a fetish or kink involving the extreme love/desire/fantasy of having sex with someone with red hair, or for someone having red pubic fair.
Someone who is extremely attracted to red hair.
Someone who is extremely attracted to red hair.
Person 1: Did You see Liz's new girlfriend?
Person 2: Let me guess, she's a ginger?
Person 1: How'd you know?
Person 2: She's a gingerphile.
Person 2: Let me guess, she's a ginger?
Person 1: How'd you know?
Person 2: She's a gingerphile.
Gingerphile by Smirking and Crying Alone August 28, 2018