Phone in left Hand

You see something so attractive you must move your phone to your left hand so you can use your mand hand to masturbate.

Often used as a funny joke when someone does something cringeworthy or is being despised by others, for example in a comments section of a video.

Ugh my mom keeps posting embarrassing stuff to the Internet..

Friend: Phone in left hand moment.

by Smethwick The 3rd of Assland April 10, 2021

Mollywog

Somebody who becomes so high on Molly they have practically ascended to a higher astral plane.

Look at Dan over there! He's going insane! What a Mollywog.

by Smethwick The 3rd of Assland March 07, 2021