Definitions by Smellenburger

lachowsky 

A lonely, crazy, middle-aged woman who teaches math.

Quite possibly a lesbian, or in a relationship with Satan. Most likely both.

Most people don't want to meet a Lachowsky.

Ms. Lachowsky, do you eat that good pussy you demon loving math freak?

lachowsky by Smellenburger June 2, 2016