Definitions by Smarty Marty NOLA

Eatching 

verb.
When someone is eating and watching tv at the same time.

What a sad sight. He heated up a leftover pizza, and has been on the couch in front of the tv all afternoon eatching soap opera reruns.

Eatching by Smarty Marty NOLA October 15, 2018

Sconced 

When one is totally wasted on alcohol and/or drugs at a hotel, and walks right into a wall mounted light fixture (sconce) in the hallway. Knocking oneself out.

He got a hotel room, drank the whole mini bar, and then sconced himself on the way to the elevator

Sconced by Smarty Marty NOLA July 25, 2017