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A place that worships goats, and puts/implants lasers on or in animals' bodies. So far they've laserized goats and sloths. Krushnevya's arch nemesis country is Pauland, where they have created laser tigers to fight against Krushnevya's laser goats and sloths. The leader of Krushnevya is Brian Crush, the ultimate dick-tator. I meant "dictator" and you know it.

Side effects may include nausea, dizziness, uncontrollable bleating, the growth of horns on your head, slowness, and sudden immovability.
Person 1: Dude, have you ever been to Krushnevya?
Person 2: Yeah, I got shot by a goat... WITH LASERS!!!1
by Smartass v2.0 May 21, 2008
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The arch-nemesis of Krushnevya. The leader of Paulland is Paul Kessler. It is difficult to gather information about Paulland because their powerful laser tigers keep pwning our arses. The country is still under construction.
Person 1: Dude have you ever heard of Paulland?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard it's leader Paul Kessler sucks arse.
by Smartass v2.0 May 21, 2008
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A term used if you play World of Warcraft when the newest patch took a feature away from the gameplay. The most recent nerf was the night elf cat mount, which doesn't roar when you press the spacebar any more.
Player 1: dude, they nerf'd the cat mount roar!!!
Player 2: ...whut!? NOWAI!!!1
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Player 1: omg they've gotta nerf the fact that dr00ds can dismount their flying mount and pop into flight form lyke that
Player 2: yarly
by Smartass v2.0 May 21, 2008
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