Smarmy Phillips, MD's definitions

Dirty Oliver

When someone clamps their butthole around someone’s dick, and forces a fart up their urethra.

“Yo, I heard he was in the ICU for 7 days after he got a Dirty Oliver.”

by Smarmy Phillips, MD November 20, 2025

Dirty Amira

When she clamps her vagina around his dick, and forces a queef up his urethra.

“Yo, I heard he was in the ICU for 6 days after he got a Dirty Amira.”

by Smarmy Phillips, MD November 20, 2025

Dirty Caden

When you freeze your right thumb in liquid nitrogen, shove it up your own butt, and clench as to shatter your thumb in your butt.

“I lost my right thumb when I was in Iraq.”
“Grenade?”
“You could say that. I prefer to call it a Dirty Caden.”

by Smarmy Phillips, MD November 20, 2025