jizzer

One pisses in the pisser and shits in the shitter. Likewise, one jizzes in the jizzer.
Damn, I haven't had sex all week! Now I just gotta get me to the nearest jizzer.
by Slow Baby October 22, 2011
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raz up

To beat up, or, contextually, to sex up.
Alexandr was so frustrated, he decided to raz up Svetlana.
by Slow Baby October 21, 2011
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