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All girls say they hate fuckboys but none of them are telling the truth because they keep choosing to date fuckboys. If girls didn't like fuckboys... fuckboys wouldn't be a thing. Think about it.
Girl: I'm attracted to bad boys
Guy: well then, don't come crying to me when you get screwed over by those fuckboys because it's your own fault.
Guy: well then, don't come crying to me when you get screwed over by those fuckboys because it's your own fault.
by Sloppy Paco August 11, 2019
Get the Fuckboymug. by Sloppy Paco August 5, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Billie Eilish is a talented young singer who has a horrible fanbase. Her fans try to justify being a jerk to others by falsely claiming they have anxiety and depression.
Billie Eilish Fan: Stop talking to me, I have anxiety.
Normal Person: Did your doctor prescribe you with anxiety?
Billie Eilish Fan: No... I listened to Billie Eilish!
Normal Person: Did your doctor prescribe you with anxiety?
Billie Eilish Fan: No... I listened to Billie Eilish!
by Sloppy Paco August 5, 2019
Get the Billie Eilishmug.