Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Slipnslide

Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."

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When someone's full of themselves or being a bitch. Similar to asshole or dickhead.

"You hear about Johnny lately? Man, he's such a cockfest."

Cockfest by Slipnslide December 28, 2023

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The loss of permission to use another person's Nintendo Wii console.

When we lost Hick's Wiimote we also lost all of our Wii-vileges.

Wii-vileges by Slipnslide September 23, 2007

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