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Definitions by Slimbo Kev
Parasite
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One
who leaches off others whilst pretending to be their friend. Once they have their fill they move on to the
next
victim
.
That Slimbo is a real parasite. Waited
till
his mate got a big payout then he and his mates
bled
him
white
then disappeared.
Parasite
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Slimbo Kev
February 10, 2017
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Cocksmoker
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People who
suck up
to those
senior
to themselves in the
workplace
to receive promotions.
That Slimbo is a
real
cocksmoker. Runs to the big bosses and tells on
people
and next
thing
he is promoted to team leader.
Cocksmoker
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Slimbo Kev
February 10, 2017
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