Definitions by Slim Shady Lady

cookin' tits 

When someone is absolutely owning or winning at something, they are said to be "cookin' tits." Usually exclaimed by hipsters pretending to be cool.

Hipster: Dude! I just got 7 different phone numbers from hot asian chicks over there!

Other Hipster: Holy shite! You're cookin' tits.

cookin' tits by Slim Shady Lady May 27, 2011

Roy G. Biff 

verb. When someone fucks up or falls, but very hard.
Derived from the term Roy G. Biv.

When Sam walked over to the fridge to get himself a beer, he tripped over his cat and cracked his head on the coffee table, resulting in a Roy G. Biff.

Roy G. Biff by Slim Shady Lady March 17, 2011