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Definitions by Slick Deucemen, Atorney at law

Those annoying little shits in Subnautica who take you out of your vehicles at the most inconvenient of times.
"Man fuck that Warper man. Can't have shit in Detroit with these shitstains around."

Richard Pentagon 

Patrick Star's autistic cousin, who lives inside a lightbulb. He's close mates with his neighbor, Cottondick Rhombussocks, who lives inside an ostrich. Richard loves eating squidy-dogs at the Klammy-Klub.
"Man, I can't wait for Richard Pentagon to return in the next episode."

"Bro you on sometin? Who in their right mind likes Richard Pentagon?"

Ben Swolo 

Ben Swolo is an absolute Chad of the force and is said to be so powerful that he can destroy entire planets with his Swoleness alone
Have you ever heard, the tragedy of Ben Swolo, The Swole?

I thought not. Its not a story the jedi would tell you.

Its a dank legend.