Definitions by Sleepshit MaGoo

crapnap 

n. 1. What women call a shitnap. See also shitnap.

Garden club member #1: "Agnes, you're walking mighty funny this afternoon."
Garden club member #2: "Oh Maxine, I took a crapnap before the meeting, and overslept."

crapnap by Sleepshit MaGoo April 24, 2005

shitnap 

n. 1. waking up in the middle of the night with the need to take a shit but not wanting to wake up, so you leave the lights off, keep your eyes closed, find your way to the toilet, sit down, shit, fall asleep on toilet. See also crapnap

Wife: "Honey, where were you?"
Husband: "I took a shitnap, dear. Go back to sleep."

shitnap by Sleepshit MaGoo April 24, 2005