Definitions by Sleepless Jack

Mattia'd

When you're doing anything and you do it to the absolute worst of your ability. You could not have possibly fucked that up any more.

"I just mattia'd that round sorry guys'

Merch

An exceedingly stupid person. A fucking braindead specimen.

Look at Chris over there. I can't believe he hasn't been diagnosed with a mental disability. He's such a dode!

Merch