Slayer of Fools's definitions

Face Keg

A 5-Liter Heineken or Newcastle minikeg acquired under the pretext of drinking it without anyone else's assistance. A true face kegger would add straps much like a minikeg backpack.

Moocher: "Hey bro, can I have a cup from that minikeg on your back?"

Jorn: "No! I'm taking this to my face!"

Face Keg.

by Slayer of Fools December 16, 2011