Definitions by Slappy whiskerbiscut

soggy broom 

When your pubic hair is full of coital juices and you take it across the face of your partner.

We wrapped up a lunch time quicky and I gave them a soggy broom.

soggy broom by Slappy whiskerbiscut November 17, 2016

Dusty Dino 

When an elderly gentleman discovers Viagra after spending many years impotent and celibate.

My dad got the blue pill now he's handing out Dusty Dinos to all the old broads at the home.

Dusty Dino by Slappy whiskerbiscut September 23, 2016