3 definition by Slapmyshlong69

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A giant mans with a 47 inch long shlong and with one swipe with his cock can kill a hole village or small children
That guy is as scary as Landon
by Slapmyshlong69 August 26, 2018

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A 4’6 170 pound white boi who thinks he can touch the rim
Don’t be like toneford
by Slapmyshlong69 August 26, 2018

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A stupid hooker who works on the corner all week to get pounded by her nugget of a boyfriend.
Yeah she’s like aviree
by Slapmyshlong69 August 26, 2018

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