Definitions by SlanderedStone

Pickle Lighter

A lighter with a pickle on it.

Gas Station Clerk: "You like that lighter?"
Gas Station Customer: "Pickle? Nah man, I don't want no damn pickle."
Gas Station Clerk: "What's wrong with pickle bro?"
Gas Station Customer: "no no no, pickle man. Its.. no, no. Pickle, no."
Gas Station Clerk: "What no no pickle *unintelligible*"
Gas Station Clerk: "You got one with a Lady on it?"

Pickle Lighter

Pickle Lighter by SlanderedStone July 14, 2026

Frankjacks 

When your dad puts a cigarette out in your eye.

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"Yo dude what happened to your eye?"

"My dad whipped up some Frankjacks this morning."

Frankjacks by SlanderedStone January 29, 2025