Definitions by Skyler Greene
Christ-boosted jizz geyser
krahyst bōōst-ed jiz gahy-zer
–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.
–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.
Cum in you? Did I cum in you? Bitch, are you blind? That was a Christ-boosted jizz geyser! I'm done with you. Don't call me anymore.
Christ-boosted jizz geyser by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007
Death Tits
deth titz
-noun
1. Breasts so ogreishly contemptible that a mere glance can indubitably motivate one to commit suicide.
-noun
1. Breasts so ogreishly contemptible that a mere glance can indubitably motivate one to commit suicide.
Not so picky man: Dude, I'd tap that.
Man with any taste at all: Not me! She's sporting the most loathsome, grim, fusty, nauseating, tortuous death tits that I have ever seen.
Not so picky man: Yeah... Me either...
Man with any taste at all: Not me! She's sporting the most loathsome, grim, fusty, nauseating, tortuous death tits that I have ever seen.
Not so picky man: Yeah... Me either...
Death Tits by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007
moustache goblin
A phrase coined on Saturday, January 20th by Skyler Greene to describe any nonnative or unidentified entity occupying space in one's facial hair
moustache goblin by Skyler Greene January 23, 2007