Sky Commander Winkie's definitions

zero-trick pony

A one-trick pony who has worn out his one trick, or, in fact, never had a trick at all.

Opie: "OMG, I hear Seth Rogen is fat and smokes weed in his new movie, but still gets with a hot girl! Let's go see it!"

Peter: "Na, he's a zero-trick pony. Let's watch The Money Pit instead."

by Sky Commander Winkie February 16, 2009

plastinate

Plastic-injected dead people that are tastefully skinned, eviscerated, and posed for your education and amusement. Museum employees generally frown on you trying to have sex with them.

That one plastinate was asking for it. I had to restrain myself though.

by Sky Commander Winkie January 23, 2009

fluffbeast

A majestically fluffy cat(or other animal).

That fluffbeast is majestically fluffy.

by Sky Commander Winkie July 18, 2017

chunklord

A fatty.

Hit the gym, chunklord.

by Sky Commander Winkie July 18, 2017

meowler

Small, furry, carnivorous, crepuscular mammal, commonly kept as a pet.

Don't forget to feed the meowlers.

by Sky Commander Winkie August 14, 2017

megameowler

The larger cousin of the common meowler. When a meowler acquires enough mass, it levels up and becomes a megameowler.

Meowler is to megameowler as doggo is to woofer.

by Sky Commander Winkie August 15, 2017

micromeowler

The first stage in the meowler lifecycle, also known as a meowlerling or meowler larva.

My meowlerette gave birth to healthy litter of micromeowlers.

by Sky Commander Winkie August 15, 2017