Sky Commander Winkie's definitions

zero-trick pony

A one-trick pony who has worn out his one trick, or, in fact, never had a trick at all.

Opie: "OMG, I hear Seth Rogen is fat and smokes weed in his new movie, but still gets with a hot girl! Let's go see it!"

Peter: "Na, he's a zero-trick pony. Let's watch The Money Pit instead."

by Sky Commander Winkie February 16, 2009

plastinate

Plastic-injected dead people that are tastefully skinned, eviscerated, and posed for your education and amusement. Museum employees generally frown on you trying to have sex with them.

That one plastinate was asking for it. I had to restrain myself though.

by Sky Commander Winkie January 23, 2009

H.U.L.K.

Huge ultra large kitty

That H.U.L.K. is particularly large.

by Sky Commander Winkie March 21, 2019

timeshitter

A recreational time traveller who travels to different historic points in time in order to shit there.

That timeshitter just shit on the Berlin Wall in 1989, now he's off to shit on Trump as he comes down the escalator.

by Sky Commander Winkie August 16, 2019

megapupper

Exceptionally large pupper

That's a big megapupper.

by Sky Commander Winkie August 20, 2019

turbomeowler

when a meowler puts enough skill points into the 'fast feets' attribute, it unlocks the turbomeowler skill tree

that turbomeowler runs fast

by Sky Commander Winkie June 13, 2020

yeowler

when a meowler puts enough points into the 'scremming' attribute, it unlocks the yeowler skill tree

that yeowler can really screm

by Sky Commander Winkie June 13, 2020