Person 1: How many apple pies have you had?
Person 2: 1.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Ok, 3.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Ok, 5!
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: I've had 7 apple pies, 3 cheesecakes and 10 packets of crisps, now go away!
Person 1: Way to be a bebbo!