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telmax

Telmax (noun) – 1. The rare and mystical phenomenon where your phone battery jumps from 1% to 100% for no reason, making you question the laws of physics and your life choices. 2. A secret government experiment where all telemarketers are trained to call you precisely when you're in the shower. 3. An ancient wizard who specialized in making people forget why they walked into a room.

Example: "Dude, I swear my phone was dead, but now it's fully charged. Must be a Telmax situation."

by Skip McNapkins February 24, 2025